Town Criers have been raving!

8 out of 10* peasants say that drinking Miserable makes them slightly all around less miserable.

*2 out of 10 peasants contracted the bubonic plague before study finished

What God Giveth, God Taketh Away

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PREGNANT ON PROM NIGHT
your date might not notice

IN LAW VACATION
only offensive half the time

HONEYMOON YEAST INFECTION
love at first smell

FLATTER TIRE (I HARDLY KNOW HER!)
flat tire replica

MOSQUITO INFESTATION
itchy mouth and all

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THIRD TRIMESTER
something to take help the swelling off